Customer Records

Error. Cannot Continue!

The Customer Records database is built on top of Excel and Subversion using a proprietary JSON-based Domain Specific Language (JSDL).

It's complicated, JDSL was written by Tom. He’s a super-genius and wrote JDSL himself.

Anyways, you can't skip around records, you have to do sequential access, otherwise you'll break the system and Tom will be mad.